Sk\u00f6mmu eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g var rekinn \u00far p\u00f6nkhlj\u00f3msveitinni Tony Blair, var \u00e9g fenginn til a\u00f0 r\u00f3ta – e\u00f0a \u00f6llu heldur skipa\u00f0ur b\u00ed\u00adlstj\u00f3ri sveitarinnar. S\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar var \u00e9g h\u00e6kka\u00f0ur enn \u00ed\u00ad tign og ger\u00f0ur a\u00f0 umbo\u00f0smanni.<\/p>\n
N\u00fa er \u00fatlit fyrir a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi redda\u00f0 hlj\u00f3msveitinni giggi – e\u00f0a reyndar var \u00fea\u00f0 Steinunn sem redda\u00f0i gigginu, en \u00fea\u00f0 kemur \u00e1 sama sta\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur, ekki satt?<\/p>\n
Tony Blair mun sem sagt trylla l\u00fd\u00f0inn \u00e1 opnu h\u00fasi VG \u00ed\u00ad Su\u00f0urg\u00f6tu s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0degis e\u00f0a snemma kv\u00f6lds. \u00dear ver\u00f0ur hittarinn „Alltaf hl\u00fdtt \u00e1 Hlemmi“ vitaskuld tekinn, „Cherie Blair“ – lagi\u00f0 sem Cherie Blair f\u00e9kk ekki a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 – ver\u00f0ur frumflutt og heimildir m\u00ed\u00adnar herma a\u00f0 jafnvel ver\u00f0i anna\u00f0 lag frumflutt \u00e1 sta\u00f0num. \u00deetta ver\u00f0ur merkilegt a\u00f0 sj\u00e1!<\/p>\n
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Alex Salmond sn\u00fdr a\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00adkindum aftur<\/a> sem forma\u00f0ur SNP, skoskra \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ernissinna. \u00dea\u00f0 eru mikil t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0indi, \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad Salmond er me\u00f0 \u00f6flugri stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lam\u00f6nnum Bretlands \u00ed\u00ad dag.<\/p>\n \u00deegar \u00e9g var \u00ed\u00ad Edinborg s\u00e1 \u00e9g einhverju sinni sj\u00f3nvarps\u00fe\u00e6tti sem voru me\u00f0 sama sni\u00f0i og „Pressukv\u00f6ldi\u00f0“ \u00e1 Sj\u00f3nvarpinu. Spyrlarnir \u00fer\u00ed\u00adr voru hins vegar ekki \u00far h\u00f3pi fr\u00e9ttamanna heldur p\u00f3lit\u00ed\u00adskra andst\u00e6\u00f0inga. \u00de\u00e1 voru \u00e1horfendur \u00ed\u00ad salnum.<\/p>\n Spyrlarnir komu sem sagt fr\u00e1 \u00ed\u008dhaldsflokknum, Verkamannaflokknum og Frj\u00e1lslyndum dem\u00f3kr\u00f6tum. \u00deeir \u00e1ttu \u00ed\u00ad v\u00f6k a\u00f0 verjast, en ger\u00f0u loks \u00feau grundvallarmist\u00f6k a\u00f0 hj\u00f3la \u00ed\u00ad Salmond \u00fat af utanr\u00ed\u00adkism\u00e1lum. Anna\u00f0 eins burst hefur sjaldan s\u00e9st \u00ed\u00ad p\u00f3lit\u00ed\u00adskum umr\u00e6\u00f0u\u00fe\u00e6tti eins og \u00feegar Salmond sneri v\u00f6rn \u00ed\u00ad s\u00f3kn og f\u00f3r a\u00f0 spyrja spyrlana \u00fat \u00ed\u00ad \u00fea\u00f0 hvort \u00feeir styddu veru kjarnorkuflota Bretlands \u00ed\u00ad Faslane-st\u00f6\u00f0inni.<\/p>\n Endurkoma Salmond \u00ed\u00ad skosk stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1l g\u00e6tu gert n\u00e6stu \u00feingkosningar \u00e1hugaver\u00f0ar.<\/p>\n * * *<\/p>\n Newell var valinn \u00fej\u00e1lfari m\u00e1na\u00f0arins \u00ed\u00ad 1. deildinni. \u00dea\u00f0 er koss dau\u00f0ans. S\u00e1 sem f\u00e6r \u00feann titil er \u00ed\u00ad vondum m\u00e1lum og tapar einatt og i\u00f0ulega \u00f6llum n\u00e6stu leikjum s\u00ed\u00adnum.<\/p>\n Til a\u00f0 yfirvinna \u00feessa b\u00f6lvun ver\u00f0ur gripi\u00f0 til heitstrenginga. Ef Luton tekst a\u00f0 sigra \u00ed\u00ad Sheffield \u00e1 laugardaginn mun \u00e9g taka til \u00e1 skrifstofunni minni! \u00deetta er ekki l\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 lofor\u00f0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Sk\u00f6mmu eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g var rekinn \u00far p\u00f6nkhlj\u00f3msveitinni Tony Blair, var \u00e9g fenginn til a\u00f0 r\u00f3ta – e\u00f0a \u00f6llu heldur skipa\u00f0ur b\u00ed\u00adlstj\u00f3ri sveitarinnar. S\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar var \u00e9g h\u00e6kka\u00f0ur enn \u00ed\u00ad tign og ger\u00f0ur a\u00f0 umbo\u00f0smanni. N\u00fa er \u00fatlit fyrir a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi redda\u00f0 hlj\u00f3msveitinni giggi – e\u00f0a reyndar var \u00fea\u00f0 Steinunn sem redda\u00f0i gigginu, en \u00fea\u00f0 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: P\u00f6nk<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=731"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/731\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}