{"id":750,"date":"2004-09-27T10:28:58","date_gmt":"2004-09-27T10:28:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.4\/stefan\/2004\/09\/27\/skitaborg-bretlands\/"},"modified":"2004-09-27T10:28:58","modified_gmt":"2004-09-27T10:28:58","slug":"skitaborg-bretlands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2004\/09\/27\/skitaborg-bretlands\/","title":{"rendered":"Sk\u00edtaborg Bretlands"},"content":{"rendered":"

Spurning dagsins er einf\u00f6ld. Hversu margir skyldu n\u00fa um helgina hafa s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u til a\u00f0 senda m\u00e9r \u00feessa fr\u00e9tt<\/a>, \u00fear sem fram kemur a\u00f0 Luton hafi veri\u00f0 valin sk\u00ed\u00adtaborg Bretlands? M\u00f6guleikarnir eru:<\/p>\n

i) Enginn, hver v\u00e6ri l\u00ed\u00adka svo barnalegur a\u00f0 velta s\u00e9r upp \u00far svona fr\u00e9tt?<\/p>\n

ii) 1-3, alltaf einhverjir sem hafa gaman af svona hlutum.<\/p>\n

iii) Allir og litli, lj\u00f3ti fr\u00e6ndi \u00feeirra.<\/p>\n

R\u00f6kin sem tiltekin eru fyrir valinu \u00e1 Luton eru marg\u00fe\u00e6tt. \u00c1 hugum f\u00f3lks er Luton einn st\u00f3r flugv\u00f6llur (margt til \u00ed\u00ad \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad). Arkitekt\u00farinn \u00ed\u00ad borginni er me\u00f0 \u00f3l\u00ed\u00adkindum lj\u00f3tur, enda mi\u00f0b\u00e6rinn a\u00f0 miklu leyti fr\u00e1 um 1960. Atvinnuleysi er miki\u00f0, enda Bedford-verksmi\u00f0jurnar st\u00f6\u00f0ugt a\u00f0 draga saman seglin. \u00de\u00e1 er n\u00e1l\u00e6g\u00f0in vi\u00f0 London sl\u00ed\u00adk a\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3nustustigi\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad borginni er l\u00e1gt.<\/p>\n

L\u00ed\u00adklegri sk\u00fdring \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad hvers vegna Luton st\u00f6kk skyndilega upp \u00ed\u00ad efsta s\u00e6ti\u00f0 \u00e1 listanum (Hull var \u00ed\u00ad efsta s\u00e6ti \u00ed\u00ad fyrra), tengist \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad Luton er eitt st\u00e6rsta samf\u00e9lag As\u00ed\u00adub\u00faa \u00e1 Bretlandseyjum. M\u00faslimar eru gr\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0arlega margir, einkum fr\u00e1 Pakistan. \u00dea\u00f0 var\u00f0 miki\u00f0 fr\u00e9ttaefni \u00feegar h\u00f3pur ungra manna fr\u00e1 Luton h\u00e9lt \u00ed\u00ad austurveg og sag\u00f0ist \u00e6tla a\u00f0 „ganga til li\u00f0s vi\u00f0 talibana“. \u00c1 seinni t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0 eru stu\u00f0nginsmenn annarra f\u00f3tboltali\u00f0a farnir a\u00f0 gera s\u00e9r a\u00f0 leik a\u00f0 kalla Luton – „Kab\u00fal Bretlandseyja“ og anna\u00f0 sl\u00ed\u00adkt. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad nokkur rasistalykt af \u00feessu vali.<\/p>\n

Listinn er reyndar skringilegur og undarlegt a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 Glasgow og Edinborg \u00ed\u00ad efstu s\u00e6tum. Held a\u00f0 f\u00e1ir \u00feeir sem til Edinborgar hafa komi\u00f0 myndu skrifa upp \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 eitthvert versta sk\u00ed\u00adtapleis \u00ed\u00ad Bretlandi.<\/p>\n

\u00ed\u008db\u00faar \u00ed\u00ad Luton eru \u00fe\u00f3 harla r\u00f3legir yfir \u00feessu \u00f6llu. \u00deeir vi\u00f0urkenna f\u00faslega a\u00f0 Luton s\u00e9 sk\u00ed\u00adtaborg, en sta\u00f0h\u00e6fa a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9u margir verri sta\u00f0ir til. \u00de\u00e1 er ekki loku fyrir \u00fea\u00f0 skoti\u00f0 a\u00f0 titillinn ver\u00f0i til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00ed\u00adb\u00faarnir og borgaryfirv\u00f6ld taki sig \u00e1 og r\u00ed\u00adfi sta\u00f0inn upp. \u00dea\u00f0 ger\u00f0ist \u00ed\u00ad Hull, sem keppist vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 sverja af s\u00e9r sk\u00ed\u00adtapl\u00e1ssstimpilinn. N\u00fa s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ast tilkynnti borgarstj\u00f3rnin \u00ed\u00ad Hull um \u00e1\u00e6tlanir s\u00ed\u00adnar a\u00f0 gera Hull a\u00f0 hommah\u00f6fu\u00f0borg Evr\u00f3pu – \u00fear sem skemmtista\u00f0ir samkynhneig\u00f0ra yr\u00f0u \u00e1 hverju horni. \u00dea\u00f0 er v\u00ed\u00adst helling upp \u00far sl\u00ed\u00adkum t\u00farisma a\u00f0 hafa.<\/p>\n

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\u00c1 morgun f\u00e9kk \u00e9g skringilegt s\u00ed\u00admtal. \u00c1 mig hringdi kona sem vildi f\u00e1 sk\u00fdrslu um reynslu m\u00ed\u00adna af H\u00f3tel L\u00f6ven \u00ed\u00ad Kaupmannah\u00f6fn. Um \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e1tti lesa \u00ed\u00ad fer\u00f0as\u00f6gunni miklu<\/a> \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00adnum t\u00ed\u00adma. H\u00f3tel Lj\u00f3n er eitt allra \u00f3d\u00fdrasta h\u00f3tel \u00ed\u00ad Kaupmannah\u00f6fn. Me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad huga, \u00e6tti ma\u00f0ur bara a\u00f0 vera \u00feakkl\u00e1tur fyrir a\u00f0 f\u00e1 r\u00fam og sturtu og fyrir a\u00f0 \u00feurfa ekki a\u00f0 klofa yfir sprautuf\u00ed\u00adkla \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni \u00fat.<\/p>\n

\u00cdslendingar eru hins vegar svo heimtufrekir, a\u00f0 \u00feeir ganga af g\u00f6flunum \u00feegar \u00f3d\u00fdra h\u00f3telherbergi\u00f0 reynist hvorki hafa sj\u00f3nvarp me\u00f0 100 r\u00e1sum, m\u00ed\u00adn\u00ed\u00adbar e\u00f0a fj\u00f3rr\u00e9tta\u00f0an morgunmat.<\/p>\n

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Sjoppukeppnin stendur enn. Sta\u00f0an:<\/p>\n

Sta\u00f0arsk\u00e1li <\/b>17 : Baula <\/b>11<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Spurning dagsins er einf\u00f6ld. Hversu margir skyldu n\u00fa um helgina hafa s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u til a\u00f0 senda m\u00e9r \u00feessa fr\u00e9tt, \u00fear sem fram kemur a\u00f0 Luton hafi veri\u00f0 valin sk\u00ed\u00adtaborg Bretlands? M\u00f6guleikarnir eru: i) Enginn, hver v\u00e6ri l\u00ed\u00adka svo barnalegur a\u00f0 velta s\u00e9r upp \u00far svona fr\u00e9tt? ii) 1-3, alltaf einhverjir sem hafa gaman af svona … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Sk\u00edtaborg Bretlands<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=750"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}