{"id":784,"date":"2004-10-25T11:45:49","date_gmt":"2004-10-25T11:45:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.4\/stefan\/2004\/10\/25\/gervilimir\/"},"modified":"2004-10-25T11:45:49","modified_gmt":"2004-10-25T11:45:49","slug":"gervilimir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2004\/10\/25\/gervilimir\/","title":{"rendered":"Gervilimir"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Er <i>Live and Let Die<\/i> l\u00e9legasta Bond-myndin? Svei m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1, ef \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki bara svo!<\/p>\n<p>Margar hafa Bond-st\u00falkurnar veri\u00f0 slappar, en <b>bl\u00f6kkustelpan Rosie <\/b>er fer n\u00e6rri \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 vera s\u00fa verst leikna. Tarot-spilalesarinn l\u00e9k betur, en \u00fea\u00f0 var ekki h\u00e6gt anna\u00f0 en a\u00f0 f\u00e1 <b>kj\u00e1nahroll yfir afmeyjunarsenunni<\/b> \u00fear sem h\u00fan glata\u00f0i sp\u00e1d\u00f3msg\u00e1funni \u00ed\u00ad b\u00e6linu me\u00f0 Bond.<\/p>\n<p>Hvernig stendur \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad James Bond-myndum er s\u00f6gu\u00fer\u00e1\u00f0urinn hiklaust l\u00e1tinn fara um \u00feekkt nafngreind r\u00ed\u00adki \u00ed\u00ad Evr\u00f3pu og As\u00ed\u00adu, en \u00ed\u00ad R\u00f3m\u00f6nsku Amer\u00ed\u00adku eru b\u00fain til bulln\u00f6fn \u00e1 eyjum og <b>heilu r\u00ed\u00adkin eru diktu\u00f0 upp<\/b>? Hvers vegna m\u00e1tti Live and Let Die ekki gerast \u00e1 Haiti? \u00d3tta\u00f0ist kvikmyndaveri\u00f0 <b>m\u00f3tm\u00e6li fr\u00e1 sendir\u00e1\u00f0inu<\/b>?<\/p>\n<p>Ekki var kvikmyndaframlei\u00f0andinn \u00ed\u00ad \u00fea\u00f0 minnsta <b>hr\u00e6ddur vi\u00f0 m\u00e1ls\u00f3kn <\/b>fr\u00e1 r\u00e9ttindasamt\u00f6kum bandar\u00ed\u00adskra bl\u00f6kkumanna. Var einhver bandar\u00ed\u00adskur svertingi \u00ed\u00ad myndinni sem ekki var <b>kl\u00e6ddur eins og mellud\u00f3lgur<\/b>? Annars var \u00f3borganlegasta sena myndarinnar \u00feegar fl\u00f3ki\u00f0 nj\u00f3snakerfi gl\u00e6pak\u00f3ngsins fylgist me\u00f0 fer\u00f0um Bonds \u00ed\u00ad leigub\u00ed\u00adl fram og aftur g\u00f6tur Harlem. \u00d6ll fyrirh\u00f6fnin ver\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00f3 kj\u00e1naleg \u00feegar \u00ed\u00ad lj\u00f3s kemur a\u00f0 <b>sj\u00e1lfur leigub\u00ed\u00adlsstj\u00f3rinn <\/b>er \u00e1 sn\u00e6rum vonda kallsins.<\/p>\n<p>Um pers\u00f3nu heimsku sveital\u00f6ggunnar undir lokin vil \u00e9g sem f\u00e6st or\u00f0 hafa. S\u00f6mulei\u00f0is <b>fimm m\u00ed\u00adn\u00fatna brandarann <\/b>\u00ed\u00ad byrjun myndar sem gekk \u00fat \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 eitt a\u00f0 Bond v\u00e6ri me\u00f0 h\u00e1lfberrassa\u00f0a stelpu <b>falda inni \u00ed\u00ad fatask\u00e1p <\/b>og f\u00fali stj\u00f3rinn m\u00e1tti ekki sj\u00e1 hana&#8230; t\u00ed\u00adh\u00ed\u00ad!<\/p>\n<p>En vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 Bond-myndirnar \u00ed\u00ad striklotu kemur \u00ed\u00ad lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 handritsh\u00f6fundarnir \u00fej\u00e1st af <b>\u00feremur f\u00f3b\u00ed\u00adum<\/b>, sem s\u00ed\u00adfellt skj\u00f3ta upp kollinum. \u00deeir eru hr\u00e6ddir vi\u00f0:<\/p>\n<p>i) H\u00e1karla &#8211; alltaf skal Bond \u00feurfa a\u00f0 klj\u00e1st vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r grimmu skepnur.<\/p>\n<p>ii) Lestarklefa &#8211; magna\u00f0 hversu oft kemur til \u00e1taka \u00ed\u00ad lestarklefum \u00ed\u00ad \u00feessum myndum.<\/p>\n<p>iii) F\u00f3lk me\u00f0 gervilimi &#8211; skyldu manneskjur me\u00f0 <b>kr\u00f3ka \u00ed\u00ad sta\u00f0 handa <\/b>e\u00f0a st\u00e1lskolta \u00ed\u00ad sta\u00f0 tanngar\u00f0s vera illa innr\u00e6ttar fr\u00e1 n\u00e1tt\u00farunnar hendi e\u00f0a er \u00fea\u00f0 f\u00f6tlunin sem breytir \u00feeim \u00ed\u00ad \u00f3freskjur? Skiptir ekki m\u00e1li, en eftir stendur a\u00f0 \u00f3tr\u00falega h\u00e1tt hlutfall af illvirkjum \u00ed\u00ad Bond-myndum er <b>fatla\u00f0 f\u00f3lk<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p><b>#<\/b> kve\u00f0ur a\u00f0 sinni.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Er Live and Let Die l\u00e9legasta Bond-myndin? Svei m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1, ef \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki bara svo! Margar hafa Bond-st\u00falkurnar veri\u00f0 slappar, en bl\u00f6kkustelpan Rosie er fer n\u00e6rri \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 vera s\u00fa verst leikna. Tarot-spilalesarinn l\u00e9k betur, en \u00fea\u00f0 var ekki h\u00e6gt anna\u00f0 en a\u00f0 f\u00e1 kj\u00e1nahroll yfir afmeyjunarsenunni \u00fear sem h\u00fan glata\u00f0i sp\u00e1d\u00f3msg\u00e1funni \u00ed\u00ad b\u00e6linu &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2004\/10\/25\/gervilimir\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Gervilimir<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}