{"id":821,"date":"2004-11-28T16:55:44","date_gmt":"2004-11-28T16:55:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.4\/stefan\/2004\/11\/28\/klamhundar\/"},"modified":"2004-11-28T16:55:44","modified_gmt":"2004-11-28T16:55:44","slug":"klamhundar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2004\/11\/28\/klamhundar\/","title":{"rendered":"Kl\u00e1mhundar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/malbein.blogspot.com\">G\u00ed\u00adsli<\/a> hefur s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ustu daga velt v\u00f6ngum yfir \u00e1rsh\u00e1t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0arlagi MRinga, sem er \u00e1 harla l\u00e1gu plani. Menntsk\u00e6lingarnir reyna a\u00f0 bera h\u00f6nd fyrir h\u00f6fu\u00f0 s\u00e9r og segja textann hafa \u00e1tt a\u00f0 vera \u00e1deilu. \u00dea\u00f0 er skr\u00ed\u00adtin \u00e1deila.<\/p>\n<p>Menntsk\u00e6lingar eru kl\u00e1mhundar. S\u00fa sta\u00f0reynd \u00e6tti ekki a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 koma neinum \u00e1 \u00f3vart.<\/p>\n<p>Einu sinni f\u00e9kk \u00e9g b\u00e1gt fyrir sk\u00f3labla\u00f0 sem vi\u00f0 <a href=\"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/pallih\/\">Palli <\/a>og \u00dalfur Eldj\u00e1rn skrifu\u00f0um. \u00dea\u00f0 var ekki \u00e1 h\u00e1u plani. Einkah\u00famor og aulabrandarar \u00ed\u00ad bland &#8211; sem sagt, d\u00e6migert menntask\u00f3labla\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>Fors\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0umyndin var <a href=\"http:\/\/www.banality.nl\/archives\/archive_2004-m02.php\">\u00feessi mynd eftir Lichtenstein<\/a>, me\u00f0 textanum: &#8222;So it\u00c2\u00b4s true. We\u00c2\u00b4re all prostitutes!&#8220; \u00deessu hnuplu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 \u00far einhverju Mail-Art bla\u00f0i sem Palli keypti \u00e1 \u00feessum \u00e1rum.<\/p>\n<p>Eins og b\u00faast m\u00e1tti vi\u00f0 vorum vi\u00f0 kalla\u00f0ir til konrektors sem h\u00fa\u00f0skamma\u00f0i okkur fyrir l\u00e1gk\u00faru, smekkleysu og subbuskap. H\u00f3ta\u00f0i \u00f6llu illu ef n\u00e6sta bla\u00f0 yr\u00f0i eins og raunar m\u00e6ttum vi\u00f0 \u00feakka fyrir a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri eitthva\u00f0 n\u00e6st&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>H\u00e1punktur skammarr\u00e6\u00f0unnar var \u00feegar konrektor t\u00f3k upp bla\u00f0i\u00f0, benti \u00e1 myndina \u00ed\u00ad horninu og hr\u00f3pa\u00f0i: &#8222;Og \u00far hva\u00f0a kl\u00e1mbla\u00f0i t\u00f3ku\u00f0i svo \u00feessa mynd?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Vi\u00f0 sv\u00f6ru\u00f0um \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad til a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri m\u00e1lverki\u00f0 &#8222;Chic&#8220; eftir Larry Rivers sem h\u00e9ngi \u00e1 Metropolitan, a\u00f0 okkur minnti, en a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hef\u00f0um fengi\u00f0 hana \u00far N\u00fat\u00ed\u00admalistas\u00f6gu Fj\u00f6lva. &#8211; \u00de\u00e1 henti konrektor okkur \u00fat.<\/p>\n<p>Vi\u00f0 \u00e1ttum svo sem alltaf von \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a teknir \u00e1 teppi\u00f0 fyrir bla\u00f0i\u00f0, en ekki a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 yr\u00f0i Larry Rivers-myndin sem f\u00e6ri fyrir brj\u00f3sti\u00f0 \u00e1 sk\u00f3lastj\u00f3rnendum. M\u00e9r finnst ekkert lj\u00f3tt vi\u00f0 myndir Rivers, \u00fevert \u00e1 m\u00f3ti finnst m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e6r fallegar og hann einn flottasti popplistama\u00f0urinn. En svona geta menn s\u00e9\u00f0 lj\u00f3tleikann \u00ed\u00ad fallegustu hlutum.<\/p>\n<p>L\u00e6t fylgja <a href=\"http:\/\/www.atelier-rc.com\/BirthdateYear\/08.17-LarryRivers.html\">tengil \u00e1 tv\u00e6r myndir eftir Larry Rivers <\/a>&#8211; \u00fe\u00f3 ekki \u00fe\u00e1 sem birtist \u00ed\u00ad SK\u00f3lat\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0indum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>G\u00ed\u00adsli hefur s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ustu daga velt v\u00f6ngum yfir \u00e1rsh\u00e1t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0arlagi MRinga, sem er \u00e1 harla l\u00e1gu plani. Menntsk\u00e6lingarnir reyna a\u00f0 bera h\u00f6nd fyrir h\u00f6fu\u00f0 s\u00e9r og segja textann hafa \u00e1tt a\u00f0 vera \u00e1deilu. \u00dea\u00f0 er skr\u00ed\u00adtin \u00e1deila. Menntsk\u00e6lingar eru kl\u00e1mhundar. S\u00fa sta\u00f0reynd \u00e6tti ekki a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 koma neinum \u00e1 \u00f3vart. Einu sinni f\u00e9kk \u00e9g b\u00e1gt fyrir &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2004\/11\/28\/klamhundar\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kl\u00e1mhundar<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/821","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=821"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/821\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}