Day: 15. maí, 2005

Ég hef verið með djöfullegan hausverk í allan dag. Hann er lúmskur. Alltaf þegar ég held hann farinn læðist hann aftan úr höfðinu á mér og breiðir anga sína yfir það allt svo þeir mætast í einum konsentreruðum punkti aðeins vinstra megin við mitt ennið, valdandi gífurlegum, stingandi sársauka. Ég yrði ekki hissa þótt hausinn á mér springi í blóðugum fossi vegna vel falins en ákaflega stíflandi slagæðagúlps. Með tilliti til þessa, þá hef ég það skítt.

Ég trúi því ekki að ég hafi gleymt því besta:

[Stuck to Penguin’s magnetic buoy, with a torpedo approaching, Batman pries loose his utility belt transmitter.]
Batman: If I could just reverse the polarity… send out waves of super-energy…
. . .
[An annoyed Penguin observes the destruction of his torpedos.]
Penguin: He must be using his Super-Energy Reverse Polarizer!
. . .
[A third torpedo approaches, but Batman’s transmitter ceases its screeching.]
Batman: Confound it! The batteries are dead!
. . .
[Moments after an off-camera explosion, we see Batman and Robin speeding in their Batboat.]
Robin: Gosh, Batman. The nobility of the almost-human porpoise.
Batman: True, Robin. It was… noble of that animal to hurl himself into the path of that final torpedo. He gave his life… for ours.

Eftirfarandi tilvitnanir í Batmanþættina og myndina frá 1966 eru ekki uppdiktaðar af mér né nokkrum öðrum. Þið hafið verið vöruð við.

Robin: „Ghoti“ is „fish“?
Batman: See here. English phonetics. GH becomes F, as in „tough“ or „laugh“. O becomes I as in „women“. TI becomes SH as in „ration“ or the word „nation“.
Robin: Holy semantics, Batman. You never cease to amaze me!
Batman: No time for compliments, Robin. We must thwart some criminals. To the Batmobile!
—-
Batman: Why is a woman in love like a welder? Because they both carry a torch!
—-
Batman: I’m just going to hang around the bar. I don’t want to look conspicuous.
—-
Robin: Holy bill of rights, Batman!
—-
Riddler: I see the way to do it! We’ll play each of our treacherous trumps in one hand, and we’ll do it right here!
Penguin: How?
Riddler: How? The end! The end, oh…
[giggles]
Riddler: We shall spring them from The Joker’s Jack-In-The-Box, through that window, out over the sea, and into the waiting arms of The Penguin’s Exploding Octopus!
—-
Vice Admiral Fangschliester: Avast and belay, Batman. Your tone sounds rather grim. We haven’t done anything foolish, have we?
Batman: Disposing of pre-atomic submarines to persons who don’t even leave their full addresses? Good day, Admiral!
—-
Commissioner Gordon: It could be any one of them… But which one? Which ones?
Batman: Pretty *fishy* what happened to me on that ladder…
Commissioner Gordon: You mean where there’s a fish there could be a penguin?
Robin: But wait! It happened at sea… Sea. C for Catwoman!
Batman: Yet, an exploding shark *was* pulling my leg…
Commissioner Gordon: The Joker!
Chief O’Hara: All adds up to a sinister riddle… Riddle-R. Riddler!
Commissioner Gordon: A thought strikes me… So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance…
Batman: The four of them… Their forces combined…
Robin: Holy nightmare!
—-
Batman: Better put 5 cents in the meter.
Robin: No policeman’s going to give the Batmobile a ticket.
Batman: This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part.
—-
Robin: Holy molars! Am I ever glad I take good care of my teeth!
Batman: True. You owe your life to dental hygiene.
—-
Robin: If we close our eyes, we can’t see anything.
Batman: A sound observation, Robin.
—-
Robin: How about rushing the place, Batman?
Batman: Shh. I think not, Robin. All they’ve done so far is stolen a few items, attempted to kill you, me, and Batgirl. No, I think they plan something really big.

Sono fantasma. Fokkíng spidermann!