Batman og Adam West

Eftirfarandi tilvitnanir í Batmanþættina og myndina frá 1966 eru ekki uppdiktaðar af mér né nokkrum öðrum. Þið hafið verið vöruð við.

Robin: „Ghoti“ is „fish“?
Batman: See here. English phonetics. GH becomes F, as in „tough“ or „laugh“. O becomes I as in „women“. TI becomes SH as in „ration“ or the word „nation“.
Robin: Holy semantics, Batman. You never cease to amaze me!
Batman: No time for compliments, Robin. We must thwart some criminals. To the Batmobile!
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Batman: Why is a woman in love like a welder? Because they both carry a torch!
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Batman: I’m just going to hang around the bar. I don’t want to look conspicuous.
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Robin: Holy bill of rights, Batman!
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Riddler: I see the way to do it! We’ll play each of our treacherous trumps in one hand, and we’ll do it right here!
Penguin: How?
Riddler: How? The end! The end, oh…
[giggles]
Riddler: We shall spring them from The Joker’s Jack-In-The-Box, through that window, out over the sea, and into the waiting arms of The Penguin’s Exploding Octopus!
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Vice Admiral Fangschliester: Avast and belay, Batman. Your tone sounds rather grim. We haven’t done anything foolish, have we?
Batman: Disposing of pre-atomic submarines to persons who don’t even leave their full addresses? Good day, Admiral!
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Commissioner Gordon: It could be any one of them… But which one? Which ones?
Batman: Pretty *fishy* what happened to me on that ladder…
Commissioner Gordon: You mean where there’s a fish there could be a penguin?
Robin: But wait! It happened at sea… Sea. C for Catwoman!
Batman: Yet, an exploding shark *was* pulling my leg…
Commissioner Gordon: The Joker!
Chief O’Hara: All adds up to a sinister riddle… Riddle-R. Riddler!
Commissioner Gordon: A thought strikes me… So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance…
Batman: The four of them… Their forces combined…
Robin: Holy nightmare!
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Batman: Better put 5 cents in the meter.
Robin: No policeman’s going to give the Batmobile a ticket.
Batman: This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part.
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Robin: Holy molars! Am I ever glad I take good care of my teeth!
Batman: True. You owe your life to dental hygiene.
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Robin: If we close our eyes, we can’t see anything.
Batman: A sound observation, Robin.
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Robin: How about rushing the place, Batman?
Batman: Shh. I think not, Robin. All they’ve done so far is stolen a few items, attempted to kill you, me, and Batgirl. No, I think they plan something really big.

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