Keppnisdagseirðarleysið hellist yfir mig. Stefni að því að hætta snemma í vinnunni, líta í Kópavogslaugina til að sprikla aðeins og sitja í heita pottinum. Ekki geri ég mikið að viti hér í það minnsta.
Býst við fjörlegri keppni. Myndböndin frá skólunum eru í það minnsta sniðug skilst mér.
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Office-þátturinn í gær var svoooo góður. Senan þegar Gareth fer að gráta yfir að David Brent sé á förum er snilld. Fleiri klassíkerar voru í þættinum.
David: Well, thereÂ’s good news and bad news. The bad news is that Neil will be taking over both branches, and some of you will lose your jobs. Those of you who are kept on will have to relocate to Swindon, if you wanna stay. I know, gutting. On a more positive note, the good news is, IÂ’ve been promoted, so….every cloud. YouÂ’re still thinking about the bad news arenÂ’t you?
Tim: ItÂ’s like an alarm clockÂ’s gone off, and IÂ’ve just got to get away. I think it was John Lennon who said: „Life is what happens when youÂ’re making other plans.“, and thatÂ’s how I feel. Although he also said: „I am the Walrus I am the eggman“ so I donÂ’t know what to believe.
David: Look whether or not Anton is indeed a midget, or a dwarf-
Alex: No heÂ’s a midget
David: WhatÂ’s the difference?
Alex: A dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs
David: Oh I know the ones
Alex: ItÂ’s caused by a hormone deficiency
David: Yeah… bloody hormones
Alex: A midget is still a dwarf but their arms and legs are in proportion
Gareth: So… whatÂ’s an elf?
Hahaha….